I was on my way home from an interview (which sounded better online than in person, but whatever). I got caught by a red light and continued to eat the banana I started. *Now, every one does this. When you pull up & stop, you tend to look at both sides of you, then proceed to look forward til the light turns green (or whatever you do). When I looked to the left (which was the turning lane), the older gentleman had his window rolled up. When I turned my head again (almost finished with the banana), I notice his window was rolled down now. Of course, he had to say something. “Did you save me some?” I laughed & said, “sorry”. At this point now I’m praying that the arrow would turn green so he could drive off. I could have gotten passed it if he was a nice looking older man, distinguished, but no. He was a scruffy looking guy with half his top teeth gone…lol. Really? Is that what’s out here for me? Toothless wonders driving through preying on banana eating beauties – Ha! I don’t think I want another banana – ever! I will have to find another way to get my potassium. That there – was out of sight!
I don’t think I will ever eat another banana