The title might be a touch misleading, but…
It is NOT my wedding. If it was, I would be screaming it from the rooftops, you hear me? LOL. My co-worker is getting married this coming Friday and I must say, FIRST – I was quite surprised that I got an invite. SECOND – I have never bought so many dresses in my life. I am trying to put my best foot forward so I can look more than presentable. I have bought 7 dresses (all online) and almost all of them do not look right or do not fit. For women, the wrong time to try on clothes is during that dreadful “time of the month”. Of course, it is that time for me. SUCKS! T.M.I. I know, but whatever. It’s life. Deal! (he he he).
So, I have one more dress coming. I am hoping that this is the dress. Yes – I have a spanx, but all it does is round me out not suck me in (hahahaha). It is like I don’t have one on. I look better in the dress without the spanx. Ain’t that weird? Wow!
OK – I am not quite doing all of this because I want to look presentable. I am kinda doing this because of the “date” that I am bringing along. I was definitely surprised when he said (and I quote), “I would be happy to”. So, I have to put my very best foot (and body) forward so he will always remember this night. I need this to burn deep into his memory that no matter where he goes he can still see me in that dress. He likes to play a tough cookie, so I gotta get him to crumble.
Keep you guys posted!